Sometimes, if I do something in a dream that's really bad, I wake up and think 'Thank god I didn't ...

1. Tell off my boss and get fired
2. Kill someone by accident
3. Forget I was babysitting while the baby crawls out the front door and into the street.'

I wake up, gulping down a great big drink of air, and think, my life is not ruined after all.

What a mean trick for my mind to have played on me.